Same-sex marriage in...drumroll please....

CALIFORNIA! Yes, that's right, my pretties, that wacky west coast haven of drugs, delinquents, and bad race relations, now boasts same sex marriages!! The 41-to-35 vote in the 80-member Assembly, which is controlled by Democrats, was along party lines, with no Republicans supporting the bill. The bill, passed by the state legislators, now awaits the approval of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. No worries my little lezzies: "The governor will uphold whatever the court decides," Ms. Thompson said. Yeah, whatever that means. I'll bet it's back to Boston for my precious same-sex loving friends.