Hang tight my wee ones

Alright kiddos, I know what you're thinking: "Man, she started out all strong. I really thought she could change the narrative arc of the blogger, but it looks as if she's just fallen into the archetype." Well, fear not my little pookiebears, I will not be victim to blogger excitement demise. I've merely been inundated with lots of great opportunities and am in the midst of trying to tie up lots of loose ends before making the transition to full blown adulthood (What? You already thought I was an adult?!). That said, if you'd just hang tight, and deal with sporadic postings until January, you will be handsomely rewarded. Yes that's right, you are handsome. And patient. And kind. Stay cool and thanks for continuing to read and support my communist ass.