Amphibians--the new pregnancy test

Think you're pregnant? Screw that EPT crap! Go to your drugstore and purchase one South African clawed frog. Go home, inject your urine into its dorsal lymph sac, and then wait. A dose of a pregnant woman's pee will cause a female South African clawed frog to lay eggs within eight to 12 hours. The test also works on male frogs, which produce sperm in response to the injection. This is absolutely great, minus the whole impending extinction of the frogs.