When in doubt, talk about terrorists

Who does he think he's kidding?!? I mean, seriously, who came up with this magical PR stunt? The media relations expert, weary since 2004, began to lose creative control. In a fit of exasperation, he sarcastically pitches an idea to President Bush. "I've got it! Since you're totally hated all over the world and that animosity is now spreading within your own country, we'll make up some insidious story about how we thwarted those evil terrorists from terrorizing the great American people. We could even give you a superhero name and get a costume made for you." To his dismay, the President's face lights up, "Holy crap, dude, that sounds AWESOME! Can I get a cape?!?"