Brilliance and imbibing go hand in hand. At least for chicks.

All those years of downing alcohol have paid off. A study of 7,000 older US women found that those who drink a moderate amount of alcohol have slightly higher levels of mental function than non-drinkers. You might be saying, "But Anique, they stress moderate you libacious slut." And I, with indignant vindication, offer this: . . . women who reported drinking up to two or three drinks per day performed better on measures of global cognitive function, which includes concentration, language, memory and abstract reasoning. Booyakasha bitches. Drink up! Via Feministing.