Bush gives himself more power

In light of the power shift in Congress and the scientific community's insistence on global warming, W. Bush has decided (remember, he is The Decider) to give himself more power over regulatory agencies like the Environmental Protection Agency and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. President Bush has signed a directive that gives the White House much greater control over the rules and policy statements that the government develops to protect public health, safety, the environment, civil rights and privacy. This might be just as disturbing as the new crowd-control heat ray gun developed by the military. Everyone spell it with me: F-A-S-C-I-S-M.