Sex v. Clothes: Women Decide

Wow. Cause there's nothing better going on, a giant corporation surveyed some women to figure out which they'd rather have: sex or clothes. Women on average say they would be willing to give up sex for 15 months for a closet full of new apparel, with 2 percent ready to abstain from sex for three years in exchange for new duds, according to a new survey of about 1,000 women in 10 U.S. cities. I'll leave aside for the moment that 1,000 women hardly constitutes a legitimate sample size. Instead, let's hear what the expert has to say. "Some people say clothes make the man, but the right clothes can even replace him," fashion designer, stylist and TV personality Carson Kressley from the reality TV show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" said in a statement accompanying the poll. Well, that settles it now doesn't it?