Excuses, excuses

Girlfriends, get ready for your first line of defense: women are genetically predisposed to cheat on their partners! According to a study published by UCLA, . . . women have evolved to cheat on their mates during the most fertile part of their cycle, but only when those mates are less sexually attractive than other men. You can finally say with confidence, "Honey, I didn't mean to do it, but I was ovulating and he was better looking . . . . What was I supposed to do?"