Exposed women banned from church

An Italian priest tired of gazing at young women's navels, has issued a ban on bare midriffs in church. "God knew what your navel looked like even before you were born, so there is no need to expose it in church," commands a sign at the entrance to the church in Cinisello Balsamo. Frankly, I think he should be happy that young people are still going to church. ...Father Felice says he resorted to the signs because his parish cannot afford guards to keep out the low-cut jeans and high-cut tops, newspapers reported Monday. Cover yourselves up you slutty heathens! Don't you know you're the reason that men still sin, sexually assault, and cheat on their wives?!? Jesus was always the first to cast stones.